I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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