More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Two words: blizzard sex
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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