why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
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I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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