even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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