He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I got inside last night via doggy door
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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