It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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