I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I think I am morally bankrupt
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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