if you like me you must not know who I am
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
