Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
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