Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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