remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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