If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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