But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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your like the ambassador to my penis.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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