i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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