If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize