If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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