where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Randomize
