Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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