She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
smell my finger.
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!