i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Do plants get herpes?
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