FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
COCAINE IS GR8
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