Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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