I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
two words...techno handjob
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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