Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
BRING THE BAGELS
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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