I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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