Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
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I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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