have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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