he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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