I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Randomize
