when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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