Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
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We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
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Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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