But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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