yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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