i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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