Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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