doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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