you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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