Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
it's like iHOP with fire
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
my poor anus
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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