awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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