Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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