I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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