Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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