my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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