Your mouth is God's brothel.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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