Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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