On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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