You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
There are leaves in my underwear?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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