it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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