scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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