The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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