Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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