i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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