so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy