I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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