normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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