I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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