How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
