Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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