what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize